It’s not a night-ruiner unless it smells. Just wipe off what you can in the bathroom, rinse off the stain a bit, pat dry with something, wash your hands, spray some cologne, and walk out like a pro. Anyone asks what took you so long, brag about the epic deuce you just dropped.
You can take off your boxers or just leave them on. Just make sure it doesn’t go through to your pants.
It’s not a night-ruiner unless it smells. Just wipe off what you can in the bathroom, rinse off the stain a bit, pat dry with something, wash your hands, spray some cologne, and walk out like a pro. Anyone asks what took you so long, brag about the epic deuce you just dropped.